Open your IRC program.
You might want to size the windows
so you can see this page while the IRC program is open
Connect with an Undernet server.
Join channel #VU_cafe
Type this in. It won't be on your list
Is Rob on this channel already? If not, return to the previous page and use the simulation.
If Rob is present, ask Rob the questions that Big Boss told you to ask.
Did you get lost?
Where are you now?
Are you crazy?
Are you coming home soon?
Follow Rob's directions, if he cooperates and gives you any!